just another manic monday [8.30.10]

Oh Monday. You're such a silly night with your beiruit tournaments and drunk people singing karaoke (badly I might add, but is there actually any other way to sing it? Let's be serious!).  I never really went out on Mondays when I went to school, but you know? Whatever floats your boat...Anyways, the bar was kind of busy last night which I guess coincides with the college kids all being back in town. The writings on the wall were actually disappointing, and I felt like at times I was shoving chalk in people's face to get this project up and running. I'm pretty sure at one point Court and I went in there and wrote stuff on the walls ourselves! But oh well, you still have weeks and weeks to make up for it Monday. 

"Shit I broke the damn!" Yup. That happened. Don't know if the girl who actually spent five minutes puking in the bathroom then washing her face wrote that, but it would be totally fitting if she did. And for a good time call that number and ask for tits, but now you can't because the magic of photobucket has managed to blur it out (sidenote: any phone numbers or full names are totally going to be blurred out in any pictures to avoid any problems. I'm not going to deal with angry people coming at me with pitchforks and slingshots. NAHT HAPPENING). 

Happy Birthday Kayla, whoever you are...and to the couple that was practically banging all over the bar? Please stop...or atleast let us interest you in our basement room. Kidding, kidding. But really....like the writing on the walls say "Please go home and fuck that boy, and not on the bar!"

I love when people get artistic on the Wall. These girls went old (pre)school and resorted to the whole 'lets trace each other on the wall...next to a big elephant". Sure, makes no sense but I know that the girls had fun doing it. And its a pretty dashing portrait I must say! Good job S & M! The other stuff, I have no idea about. I see poop, I see Katlyn <3'ing Laurie...Typical stuff. 

The funniest part of this being on the Wall last night, was that  earlier in the day I facebook chatted 'Lily' and told her about the website. I also told her that I'm sure that she was going to be featured quite often. Not more than 20 minutes she entered the bar...Her name was on the wall (haha..I love you Lil). Thankfully she has some good friends that will not only cross out and erase the things written about her but add a lovely comment about how she is "the shit". 

Well til tomorrow friends...Lets make Tuesday nights writing just as good. But we all know Wednesday nights are going to be the best. 

[krys]

from the vault...or the pics that started it all.

[ HI-FYI, this is Bogarts, not Boston. Stop acting like ridiculous sluts. People come here for beer NOT STDs WHORE. Shape up unless you plan on leaving with herpes.]

Ah. The wall posting that started it all. I don't really remember when this was up on the wall (at some point last year I'm guessing), but I do remember that I had to take a picture of it IMMEDIATELY, copy the writing into my blackberry notes and upload it to Facebook. ASAP. I love when people just call out other people in a seemingly passive aggressive way. I have no idea who actually wrote this (lies, I have an idea of who wrote it since we talked about the things she writes on the wall just last night...but names will be protected to save the guilty/innocent), but I wish I did. Props girl. Props. 

[I ♥ myself. How many of you can honestly say that you mindless bimbos?]

Sigh. More of this. Girls calling out other girls without actually calling them out. I love that some other ones decided to fight back...FU; suck a cock...you know. The usual statements. It reads out like a story that makes me giggle just a little bit. I wish I could make all this stuff up, but I just can't. Its tooo good. 

So this one is really just more for me, and has NOTHING to do with the girls that come to the bar. Sidney Crosby was a big deal in the Olympics this year. USA hockey team, blah blah blah...I have no idea. I don't follow that sport unless I'm watching it in person where I can actually feel my body shake from people being thrown into the boards. Hard. Anyways...The best part about this is the little sidenote. "Crosby's a bitch". HA! This comment lead me to believe that three of my good friends, from New Jersey, St. Louis and Maryland snuck into my bar just to write this on the Wall since it was a statement I have heard from them on numerous occasions. Needless to say they didn't...but I kinda wished they did. 

Oh, and by the way...Crosby is a bitch. 

[krys]

a blog about a bathroom?!

It started out as your typical college bar bathroom.  The white tiles worked together perfectly with the yellow tiled and painted white walls. Fully stocked and raring to go. And then the college girls showed up. And college girls? Well when they get drunk, the like to write all over things (Not gonna lie, I'm a big fan of it as well. Sometimes you just wanna get drunk and write all over the walls about how much you love your friends or how much you hate the latest boy that you 'had an encounter' with). Sharpies, lipstick, eyeliner...whatever the girls could find on their purses...it ended up on the walls. It was then that the owner of the bar (henceforth known as BossMan) got sick of having the walls scrubbed clean, and decided to repaint the bathroom with the most wonderful substance known to man. Chalkboard paint. Sure, it was probably made for doing a project for a kid's room or something...but this was a revelation. With the chalkboard walls, and at least a piece or two of brightly colored chalk in a non-used soap dish - the girls went to writing, decorating the walls with anything they could think of.  The staff would go in at the end of every night, laughing at the ridiculous things that would be put up there (sometimes even adding our own comments), which somehow turned into this blog.  Think of it as kind of like a project, a way to document the new school year. 

Who: Two bartenders who get a KICK out of everything thats written. 

What: You like photos? We're gonna have nightly photos of everything thats written on that damn wall. 

When: Infinity and beyond....or atleast every day til we get sick of taking pictures and writing commentaries. 

Where: The upstairs ladies bathroom of Bogarts aka the only one with the chalkboard walls.

Why: Because its funny, and we want you guys to laugh with us.  

[now see, how fun was that?]

Welcome back BSU (and congrats on the name change!!), lets see what this year will bring us. 

[krys]