oh herrrrroooo.

Its been forever my dearies, I realize but here's my excuse: You guys. Seriously, I went there. I love you all, I do and you know this...BUT...you guys have NAHT been that great on the chalkboard. I have lost all inspiration for witty sayings from what you write on the wall. There's nothing new, nothing funny, nothing GOOD to comment on!


So this is your challenge for October my favorite bar patrons: Make. Me. Laugh. 


Lets be real, its not really that hard to do. I'm like a seventh grader when it comes to the things that make me giggle. I'll start taking pictures again tomorrow night (Oh Wednesday, lets not have there be any major drama please? I need people to spend their time in the bathroom), and they'll be up on Thursday. 


Thank you and goodbye, 
-KRose. 

tuesdays are short and sweet.

There was only one photo from last night, which was a blessing to me seeing as I didn't have to contort myself into weird corners to get all the right angles. Or balance myself on top of the toilet (thats a funny site to see, I promise you. Especially when I'm just snapping pictures and not actually using the bathroom). Tuesday kept it simple, with one picture...and one little drawing. I could comment on it, but I think it speaks for itself.

[krys]

camera catastrophe!

Dear Friends, 
I am an asshole. Last week's Bathroom pictures are lost to the wayside because,  like the idiot that I am, I deleted the pictures off my camera to make room for all the pics I was going to take over the weekend. Before uploading them to computer. Yup. I am the biggest idiot alive. Don't worry, there was nothing really too juicy on them (or atleast if there was I don't remember it thanks to the massive amounts of Bud Light consumed over the past week). I apologize and it will never happen again. I don't even have to save the pictures to my desktop anymore because I figured out how to load the pics onto the work laptop. Wait, what you say? I was an idiot but now I'm a genius? Eh. I'll take it. To make up for it, I have the pictures from last night. 


I promise I didn't cheat and take them an hour early because I was way too tired to function. 

Had to block out where Alli really lived, cause I don't want you crazies to go follow her around campus. Sheesh. 

Thank you for that lovely dick and balls picture dear customer, although at some point it kinda looks like it could be Gonzo's face? And nice to you that you love you! We don't have enough customers like that in here.

Well there's Lily's name, we knew that was coming. And the people who wrote the 'call for a good time' number already erased it. Thanks for saving me the work friends. I did love the 'Fuck Guys' though. I mean, that phrase could be taken in so many ways.

Long hair don't mother fucking care, 

[krys]

wednesday, thursday, friday & saturday! [ 9.1.10 - 9.4.10]

Finally. I know I've slacked on this, but like I said...AC takes preference over booting up my desktop computer. Every freaking time. But this morning I finally woke up and managed to load all my pics on to the desktop, transfer them to the laptop, edit the shit out of them and upload them. Now its just a whole bunch of writing and sending it out into the Universe. So here we go, Enjoy!

WEDNESDAY.

Welp, Wednesday was a clusterfuck. I told you it was going to be. Chalk on top of chalk on top of chalk. So much I can't even comment on it. 

THURSDAY.

We only have one picture from Thursday night, which comes to us from Lily. Yes, that Lily from a few posts before. She drew me a lovely naked woman, with freaky arms and 'loose' lips. HA, thanks Lil. <3

FRIDAY.

SATURDAY.

Now lets just hope I can keep up with this thing. Where's Court!?

[Krys]

from the vault; part 2.

On Thursday night, I was sitting at the bar enjoying my nightly shift drink (even though I didn't actually work that day) when my friend Amanda came running up to me. "Krystle, you need to come in the bathroom right now!" She pointed out this little 'A' written very small near the window. Which she had written. In chalk. Last year. Apparently our cleaning people don't know to MOVE the curtains when you wipe off all the chalk. Weird how that works, right? I then got yelled at to never clean it off. Ever. Amanda wants to be a legacy in this place ;]

Now this one is my favorite "From the Vault" and for good reason. If you look closely at the board underneath the tv (which opens to reveal a buttload of chairs and random things) you can see faint chalk lines all over the damn thing. These marks have been up there for literally, four years. And why do I love it? Oh, it just happens to have the word 'Trampsquad' and all of my best friends. Someone told them that the board was a chalkboard, and with the chalk right next to them for the dart board, they decided to write all over it. We giggled when it happened, but I remember rushing to the bar the next day promising BossMan I would paint over it. Well that never happened, and Trampsquad will be forever apart of the bar...which I kind of don't hate! (sidenote? I love my best friends and hate the fact that we aren't downing $8 pitchers of rum and coke and $4 pitchers of miller lite on a nightly basis anymore. Whomp. Can we go back to Spring 2006 yet?)

[krys]

well thats some major suckage.

I  KNOW, I KNOW. I'm slacking on this already..but I do have good reason, so hear me out. The past few days in Bwater have been scorching. Like, want to walk around in the least amount of clothing possible hot. Now, I live in this teeny apartment where I can't have my AC running and desktop computer on at the same time. I love you guys, but I love AC even  more. Sorry, thats just the way it is. Hopefully it will cool down a little this weekend so I can get on the old trusty desktop and post pictures from Wednesday til now! 

[krys]

karaoke and...balloon animals? [8.31.10]

I apologize for this post coming so late on a Wednesday night, when I know y'all are pre-gaming and getting pretty for the night ahead. Or at least you should be, because tonight at the Bar is going to be awesome. Just saying. Anyways, last night was Alley Rae & Shanny D karaoke..and like always, those girls brought the pah-ty. There were balloon animals and glow sticks involved. Great, right?

I decided to call out the Tuesday night girls, and their response? "Tuesdays we drank so hard we need not pee!". Cute Alley, cute. I'll give you that, this girls do know how to drink. And dance. And sing. Some one also decided to declare how awesome lesbians are, and although I'm sure that some people would want them to go more into it, the didn't. Just left it with that and a smiley face exclamation point.

Then someone decided to draw this cute little...what? Hedgehog? It kinda looks like Sonic, but less spikely and not at all that bright blue color (if I had stocked the blue chalk, it might've been his cousin). I like when people get all artistic, even if I have no clue what they're trying to draw......

 

This is the kinda stuff that gets put on the Wall nightly. An ode to their friends that decided to come out with them on a Tuesday and be degenerates. Sigh. I miss college. 

Now the last picture has nothing to do with the women's bathroom, but the mens. A reader  (WAIT A DAMN SECOND. WE ACTUALLY HAVE THOSE?!) came up to me, told me how much he LOVED what I was doing, and told me to go take a look at what was in the men's bathroom. Toilet. Balloon Animal. 'Nuff Said. 

 

Now since its WACKY WEDNESDAY...I'm gonna go get ready to finish off my 13 hour day at the bar by serving copious amounts of $4 pitchers, test tube shots, jello shots and anything under the sun...that we have. Toodles!

[krys]

just another manic monday [8.30.10]

Oh Monday. You're such a silly night with your beiruit tournaments and drunk people singing karaoke (badly I might add, but is there actually any other way to sing it? Let's be serious!).  I never really went out on Mondays when I went to school, but you know? Whatever floats your boat...Anyways, the bar was kind of busy last night which I guess coincides with the college kids all being back in town. The writings on the wall were actually disappointing, and I felt like at times I was shoving chalk in people's face to get this project up and running. I'm pretty sure at one point Court and I went in there and wrote stuff on the walls ourselves! But oh well, you still have weeks and weeks to make up for it Monday. 

"Shit I broke the damn!" Yup. That happened. Don't know if the girl who actually spent five minutes puking in the bathroom then washing her face wrote that, but it would be totally fitting if she did. And for a good time call that number and ask for tits, but now you can't because the magic of photobucket has managed to blur it out (sidenote: any phone numbers or full names are totally going to be blurred out in any pictures to avoid any problems. I'm not going to deal with angry people coming at me with pitchforks and slingshots. NAHT HAPPENING). 

Happy Birthday Kayla, whoever you are...and to the couple that was practically banging all over the bar? Please stop...or atleast let us interest you in our basement room. Kidding, kidding. But really....like the writing on the walls say "Please go home and fuck that boy, and not on the bar!"

I love when people get artistic on the Wall. These girls went old (pre)school and resorted to the whole 'lets trace each other on the wall...next to a big elephant". Sure, makes no sense but I know that the girls had fun doing it. And its a pretty dashing portrait I must say! Good job S & M! The other stuff, I have no idea about. I see poop, I see Katlyn <3'ing Laurie...Typical stuff. 

The funniest part of this being on the Wall last night, was that  earlier in the day I facebook chatted 'Lily' and told her about the website. I also told her that I'm sure that she was going to be featured quite often. Not more than 20 minutes she entered the bar...Her name was on the wall (haha..I love you Lil). Thankfully she has some good friends that will not only cross out and erase the things written about her but add a lovely comment about how she is "the shit". 

Well til tomorrow friends...Lets make Tuesday nights writing just as good. But we all know Wednesday nights are going to be the best. 

[krys]

from the vault...or the pics that started it all.

[ HI-FYI, this is Bogarts, not Boston. Stop acting like ridiculous sluts. People come here for beer NOT STDs WHORE. Shape up unless you plan on leaving with herpes.]

Ah. The wall posting that started it all. I don't really remember when this was up on the wall (at some point last year I'm guessing), but I do remember that I had to take a picture of it IMMEDIATELY, copy the writing into my blackberry notes and upload it to Facebook. ASAP. I love when people just call out other people in a seemingly passive aggressive way. I have no idea who actually wrote this (lies, I have an idea of who wrote it since we talked about the things she writes on the wall just last night...but names will be protected to save the guilty/innocent), but I wish I did. Props girl. Props. 

[I ♥ myself. How many of you can honestly say that you mindless bimbos?]

Sigh. More of this. Girls calling out other girls without actually calling them out. I love that some other ones decided to fight back...FU; suck a cock...you know. The usual statements. It reads out like a story that makes me giggle just a little bit. I wish I could make all this stuff up, but I just can't. Its tooo good. 

So this one is really just more for me, and has NOTHING to do with the girls that come to the bar. Sidney Crosby was a big deal in the Olympics this year. USA hockey team, blah blah blah...I have no idea. I don't follow that sport unless I'm watching it in person where I can actually feel my body shake from people being thrown into the boards. Hard. Anyways...The best part about this is the little sidenote. "Crosby's a bitch". HA! This comment lead me to believe that three of my good friends, from New Jersey, St. Louis and Maryland snuck into my bar just to write this on the Wall since it was a statement I have heard from them on numerous occasions. Needless to say they didn't...but I kinda wished they did. 

Oh, and by the way...Crosby is a bitch. 

[krys]

a blog about a bathroom?!

It started out as your typical college bar bathroom.  The white tiles worked together perfectly with the yellow tiled and painted white walls. Fully stocked and raring to go. And then the college girls showed up. And college girls? Well when they get drunk, the like to write all over things (Not gonna lie, I'm a big fan of it as well. Sometimes you just wanna get drunk and write all over the walls about how much you love your friends or how much you hate the latest boy that you 'had an encounter' with). Sharpies, lipstick, eyeliner...whatever the girls could find on their purses...it ended up on the walls. It was then that the owner of the bar (henceforth known as BossMan) got sick of having the walls scrubbed clean, and decided to repaint the bathroom with the most wonderful substance known to man. Chalkboard paint. Sure, it was probably made for doing a project for a kid's room or something...but this was a revelation. With the chalkboard walls, and at least a piece or two of brightly colored chalk in a non-used soap dish - the girls went to writing, decorating the walls with anything they could think of.  The staff would go in at the end of every night, laughing at the ridiculous things that would be put up there (sometimes even adding our own comments), which somehow turned into this blog.  Think of it as kind of like a project, a way to document the new school year. 

Who: Two bartenders who get a KICK out of everything thats written. 

What: You like photos? We're gonna have nightly photos of everything thats written on that damn wall. 

When: Infinity and beyond....or atleast every day til we get sick of taking pictures and writing commentaries. 

Where: The upstairs ladies bathroom of Bogarts aka the only one with the chalkboard walls.

Why: Because its funny, and we want you guys to laugh with us.  

[now see, how fun was that?]

Welcome back BSU (and congrats on the name change!!), lets see what this year will bring us. 

[krys]